Friday, December 28, 2007

A Passel of Wingnuts

RightwingSParkle (you know, Sparkie - the G-list wingnut who’s full of shit ) posted her Christmas wishes on YouTube, and even offered warm thoughts to her niggers “lefties” (meaning, I think, those people whose opinions differ from hers, but whose comments she still allows through her tightass filter in a display of magnanimity).

Sparkie’s video is standard Ho-Ho-Ho bullshit, right down to the red sweater. But the comment thread is a virtual stocking stuffed with goodies – namely, more G-list wingnuts for me to scorn and ridicule!

People ask (OK, one person asked) how I find these crazy G-list wingnuts and their sorry-ass blogs. I tell ‘em (OK, I told her) that G-list wingnuts are a lot like dog shit – I just step right in ‘em when I’m not looking.

So today I’m shining a spotlight on the newest G-listers, courtesy of Sparkie's Christmas thread. It's teh gift that that keeps on giving. Join me, dear reader, as we bask in the glow of their dreadful prose and menacing delusions.

And to you new G-list wingnuts - be proud. Your mothers were right, you are special.

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The Dude Should Move to Mississippi

Detractors of President Bush have a difficult time admitting it, but indicators show that America continues to prosper under President Bush’s leadership. The Troop reinforcement is working in the Iraqi theater of the War on Terror, unemployment remains very low, the predicted recession has not occurred, inflation remains modest, consumer spending is the best in two years, while naysayers and those predicting doom and gloom continue to be proven wrong.

As the economy continues improving and even the War On Terror results in increased security at home and abroad, Republicans stand a chance of retaking control of the government in the upcoming elections, provided they can show they have learned their lesson on excessive and out of control spending.

Read the whole thing, if you dare.

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Tennessee Jed, a self-described Christian Hoosier who “loves games, computers, cars, and liberty.”

Sex is a wonderful thing and a necessary part of marriage. It is also a profound expression of love, particularly for us guys. How many women complain that their man turns into a zombie afterwards? Ever consider that maybe we do because we've just given so much of ourselves, not just physically, but emotionally as well?

Read the whole thing, if you dare.

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Fat Redneck
(who are apparently at least two fat rednecks, JoBeth and MartinJoe)

The very idea that humans can affect the atmospheric temperature of this enormous, predominantly uninhabited planet, is a preposterous, arrogant conceit, that could only be credible to the left, and is actually simply a cover for the usual liberal goal of ending US economic activity.

Global warming should be spelled s-n-a-k-e-o-i-l.

Read the whole thing, if you dare.

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Some Call it Plagiarism

About me: I am a pro-victory Associate Professor of Political Science teaching in Southern California. I love my country, and I fully support current U.S. military operations around the world. I despise the hard-left radical agenda and discourse. I also abhor irrationalism in argumentation.

to which I suggest he add:

“My posts consist mainly of articles that I’ve copied from assorted newspapers and magazines, then pasted into my blog. Discuss.”


Lew Waters said...

Snarkle, I feel honored that you see me as enough of a threat to ridicule me here. I also appreciate the exposure and hope both of your readers visit often.

A word, if I may. Mississippians are a good lot. The old days are gone and most people actually get along.

I really have no desire to live there since I spent almost half of my life in Florida, where I grew up.

If you get the chance, you should visit the South. Lots of good people there ready to show you how life was meant to be.

Jezla said...

Gee, thanks for the add. I feel honored. Forgive me if I don't return the favor, however.

Rightwingsnarkle said...


1. You're not a threat so much as you are an uninformed objective of scorn and ridicule. I'll visit your blog to deconstruct some of your more ridiculous assertions in the near future.

2. I've got more than 2 readers. I think I'm up to 5, and climbing.

3. Mississippi is what it is. If it took over 100 years for some folks to figure out that the Confederacy was defeated, what makes you think that it won't take at least as long as that for them to get beyond Jim Crow, et al?

My point is simply that since you find yourself living in a place that's dominated by progressive attitudes, you might find more comfort being surrounded by more like-minded regressives.

4. I've spent lots of time all over the south. The current chair of the Alabama repub party is an old acquaintance; I've traveled widely throughout NC, SC, GA, AL, LA, TX, AR, TN, and VA.

So, anyway, thanks for visiting.

Serr8d said...

Ye gods, what a puss bag you are.

Serr8d said...

Ahhhh, yes, here we have Right wing snarkletooth, a pathetic blogger who's only purpose in life is to counter and snark her obvious better, Rightwingsparkle, who is a lovely blogging lady with the best of credentials. You, snarkletooth, probably resemble the south end of a north-bound mule.

Jealous, much?

Rightwingsnarkle said...

Thanks for visiting, Serrated.

Your comments prove my point very well.