Two YouTubes

What better way to tell wingnuts, "Suck it, you useless palinfuckers," than this?

And this?

All hail, Dark Lord Kos! Twice.

Wingnuts en Regalia

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hanx to Jed Lewison at DailyKos

All Hail! Dark Lord, Kos.

Ted Kennedy, Pissing From Heaven

Ted Kennedy holds his dick with his left hand,
while pissing from heaven.

Right now Ted Kennedy is up in heaven, pissing on Ronald Reagan who is down in hell.

Ronald Reagan is burning in the fires of hell, thirsting for relief from the flames that never stop. So is Tony Snow, and Robert Novak, and Tim Russert, and Jesse Helms, and Jack Kemp, and William F. Buckley, Jr.

And Ted Kennedy is pissing on all of them.

Ted Kennedy will piss on George W. Bush and Dick Cheney and, yes, even on Sarah Palin when they all end up in hell for their evil deeds and blackened souls.

Ted Kennedy and Paul Newman and George Carlin, always in heaven. Those other scum will always be in hell, and they'll never get out.

Ah, ha ha ha ha!

Update:



I'm glad somebody uploaded the C-Span feed, and not the feed from NECN or some other outlet where the newsreaders feel obligated to endless chatter their nonsense.

Collected 'em All!

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Thanx (and good luck) to Tom Tomorrow

Fuck 'em All

An' yer mums. An' th' 'orses' arses ye rode in on.
Fuckin' wankers.

I've got some other more important stuff to do, including a couple other blogs to maintain, to be spending much more time following various wingnut follies.

As magic flying Jesus liked to say, "There will be wingnuts always," so this changing of my gears will have about as much overall effect as my not doing so.

I reserve the right to be back, either eventually or from time to time. I'll also still keep following the list of daily reads to the right.

Until then, to all wingnuts everywhere, "Eat shit and die, Palinfuckers."

Thanx

Sarah Palin is Fucking Nuts

That's the only explanation. Or maybe she stands an excellent chance of going to jail for any one of a number of reasons.

Either way, the only member of the family that seems to have it together is that cute little retarded baby.

Update: Bailin' Palin's not just fucking nuts, she's a typical fucking repub greedhead. This looks like nothing more than simple cashing-in on a book deal, speaking gigs, etc. while the getting's good.

Super double-bonus update:

Hanx to Michael at the Bag

Dana Milbank is a Worthless Sack of Shit

I'm just piling on.

Hanx to TBogg, Fightin' Digby, and many others.

Bonus Update

Society doesn’t need newspapers. What we need is journalism. For a century, the imperatives to strengthen journalism and to strengthen newspapers have been so tightly wound as to be indistinguishable. That’s been a fine accident to have, but when that accident stops, as it is stopping before our eyes, we’re going to need lots of other ways to strengthen journalism instead.

So sez Clay Shirky

Hanx to Readers' Digest for Lefties