Saturday, June 7, 2008

John Sidney McCain III is So Seriously Fucked

"I am so seriously fucked."

There's no polite way to say it.

The pathetic sack of shit who calls himself John McCain, who his adoring fan hacks in the corporate media call 'teh maverick,' and who Rightwingsparkle has called "The only man who could ever satisfy me, sexually,"* is going to get so completely, thoroughly, and irrevocably humiliated before the entire world come November that he is going to wish, in retrospect, that he had instead simply agreed to be ass-fucked by a series of gaybears in some metropolitan store window, in full view of anyone who happened to be passing by.

It's going to be that painful for ol' "Ace/Songbird" McCain.

The consistently biggest mistake of so many people who present themselves as knowing all about the ins and outs of big league electoral politics has been underestimating Barrack Obama.

Anybody who votes for John McCain is either too stupid to know the difference between the candidates, or too lazy to find out.

* I didn't hear her say this herself, but would it be irresponsible to speculate?

Bonus - This is why John Sidney McCain III is so seriously fucked. (h/t k/o)

1 comment:

WereBear said...

From your keyboard, to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's ears!

If it has ears.