Old Fuck Vows to Saw Off Own Balls

Who talks tough and wears padded panties because of poor bladder control?

The same man who not only hears voices in his head, but actually listens to them.

Bonus - Sparkie's running the same story, but since the girl has absolutely no insight or sense of humor, I suspect she believes this is legit.

Here's teh real deal about MadJack