Bozo meets dowager's hump.Sparkie got a little wingnut welfare tossed her way this past week, with a free trip to Washington courtesy of Brent "Bozo" Bozell and his Media Research Center ("Inventing, then exposing, the liberal boogiemen under your bed since 1987.").
The occasion was Bozo's annual wingnut circle jerk and squawkfest. This year's theme was "Roasting the Most Outrageously Biased Liberal Reporting of the Year."
I don't know about you, but I'm sure glad someone's taking on that goddamn liberal media. Any stupid fuck can enlist for a couple or three tours in Iraq, but it takes real balls to park it in a hotel ballroom for endless hours while grooving to the verbal stylings of Cal Thomas, Ann Coulter, and Mark Levin.
Our gal was resplendent in a tasteful, puffy-sleeved black and white number done up in a fire-resistant acrylic/rayon blend.
She was deeply moved by the whole evening, particularly a special tribute to Navy Lieutenant Michael Patrick Murphy. Sparkie says she was proud to join in exploiting the deeds and memory of the posthumous Medal of Honor recipient.
"I love our warriors," Sparkie said. "I just don't love 'em enough to send my two oldest kids to fight alongside them."
You'll find more frozen smiles, along with that lovely rayon dress, right cheer.
The occasion was Bozo's annual wingnut circle jerk and squawkfest. This year's theme was "Roasting the Most Outrageously Biased Liberal Reporting of the Year."
I don't know about you, but I'm sure glad someone's taking on that goddamn liberal media. Any stupid fuck can enlist for a couple or three tours in Iraq, but it takes real balls to park it in a hotel ballroom for endless hours while grooving to the verbal stylings of Cal Thomas, Ann Coulter, and Mark Levin.
Our gal was resplendent in a tasteful, puffy-sleeved black and white number done up in a fire-resistant acrylic/rayon blend.
She was deeply moved by the whole evening, particularly a special tribute to Navy Lieutenant Michael Patrick Murphy. Sparkie says she was proud to join in exploiting the deeds and memory of the posthumous Medal of Honor recipient.
"I love our warriors," Sparkie said. "I just don't love 'em enough to send my two oldest kids to fight alongside them."
You'll find more frozen smiles, along with that lovely rayon dress, right cheer.
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Hey, sparkle! thanks for commenting on my blog! You are too cool.
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