Saturday, August 9, 2008

Cindy McCain Finds Her Way Home

"Well, John just left me with those bikers."

The ever-gentlemanly John Sidney McCain III recently offered up his wife (not his first wife, but the brain-damaged, drug-addicted beer heiress who's 18 years younger than he is, and who committed adultery with him) as a contestant in a beauty/banana skills contest at the annual week-long motorcycle rally in Sturgis, South Dakota.

Reading from a set of index cards prepared by one of his brighter staffers, McCain also said Cindy would be available to "do" five guys at a time out in the back of his mobile campaign headquarters, the Straight Talk Express.

"I'm gonna be there with a video camera, but the tapes are strictly for my personal use," McCain told the crowd.

Bonus - Women for John McCain

1 comment:

WereBear said...

That was damn weird. I know he's out of touch, but anything that combines "bikers" and "beauty contests" doesn't sound like it would be a good thing for a presidential candidate to endorse.

So... he would pimp out his wife to win the election.

There ya go.