"After we're done with today's pep rally, I'll be out in the parking lot to give blow jobs to every starting player on the football team.
For you basketball and baseball players, it's handjobs only.
When I turn sixteen, the entire hockey team can fuck me in the ass.
But no intercourse.
I'm saving that for when I marry my boyfriend."
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Bonus! 'specially for my fundie wingnut friends
Jesus was a community organizer and Pontius Pilate was a governor.All hail, Dark Lord Kos
Bonus #2 - Miss Alaska if full of shit
Seriously - she's filled to the brim