tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90120952848436502712024-03-13T04:45:43.415-07:00RIGHTWINGSNARKLE...because G-list wingnuts' opinions must be scorned and ridiculed.Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.comBlogger209125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-3703212047152598312010-04-10T08:26:00.000-07:002010-04-10T08:33:02.097-07:00Teabaggin' Jesus<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/S8CZINd-SHI/AAAAAAAAAvs/aGlQ4V3IC9Q/s1600/teabag_jesus.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 280px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/S8CZINd-SHI/AAAAAAAAAvs/aGlQ4V3IC9Q/s400/teabag_jesus.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458531114706421874" /></a><a href="http://teapartyjesus.tumblr.com/post/506157214">Hanx </a>to Lesley, <a href="http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2010/04/08/it-does-not-pay-to-beat-up-on-yourself-when-others-will-do-it-for-free/#comment-55849">posting at TBogg's place</a><div><a href="http://teapartyjesus.tumblr.com/">See what else Jesus sez...</a></div>Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-35536745022839215732010-03-03T21:11:00.000-08:002010-03-03T21:24:50.843-08:00Sometimes there are no words<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/S49BcTf3TuI/AAAAAAAAAvk/4OHExfLNQ40/s1600-h/jon_swift.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 245px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/S49BcTf3TuI/AAAAAAAAAvk/4OHExfLNQ40/s400/jon_swift.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5444642429040283362" border="0" /></a>Al Weisel, <span style="font-style: italic;">aka</span> Jon Swift<br />Died February 27, 2010<br /></div><br /><a href="http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/28987.html">More here</a>.<br /><br />He was generous <a href="http://jonswift.blogspot.com/2007/12/best-blog-posts-of-2007-chosen-by.html">very</a>, <a href="http://jonswift.blogspot.com/2008/12/best-blog-posts-of-2008-chosen-by.html">very </a>often. He was funny always.Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-88015743271005064942010-02-03T08:59:00.000-08:002010-02-03T09:07:32.953-08:00Back for just a minuteActually, I never <span style="font-style: italic;">went </span>anywhere.<br /><br />I just decided to shift my attention away from posting about shit-stupid wingnuts. There's plenty of more important stuff needing my attention. Matters of life and death. And happiness.<br /><br />Also, good food.<br /><br />But I simply couldn't stay away from <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/2/2/832988/-The-2010-Comprehensive-Daily-Kos-Research-2000-Poll-of-Self-Identified-Republicans">this</a>...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/S2msndRUPlI/AAAAAAAAAvc/UMkcmv6hSQ0/s1600-h/repub_poll.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 243px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/S2msndRUPlI/AAAAAAAAAvc/UMkcmv6hSQ0/s400/repub_poll.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5434064219271347794" border="0" /></a>More <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/2/3/833380/-Your-Abbreviated-Pundit-Round-up">here</a>.<br /><br />As my Uncle Eddie used to say, <span style="font-style: italic;">"Un-fucking-believable."<br /><br /></span><span>Also - All hail, Dark Lord Kos.</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span>Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-48620444025587365642009-10-11T09:27:00.000-07:002009-10-11T09:34:29.380-07:00Two YouTubesWhat better way to tell wingnuts, "Suck it, you useless palinfuckers," than this?<div><br /></div><div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GMJuEOaF84o&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GMJuEOaF84o&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div><br /></div><div>And this?</div><div><br /></div><div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ery7RZ4tZ2Y&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ery7RZ4tZ2Y&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xcfcfcf&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/10/10/5160/9985">All hail, Dark Lord Kos!</a> <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/10/9/73331/8367">Twice</a>.</div>Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-5302200748408253272009-09-14T12:10:00.000-07:002009-09-14T12:14:33.832-07:00Wingnuts en Regalia<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/Sq6Vd5KMHeI/AAAAAAAAAvM/EIgNAbI-tSQ/s1600-h/wingnut_collage.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 90px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/Sq6Vd5KMHeI/AAAAAAAAAvM/EIgNAbI-tSQ/s400/wingnut_collage.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5381402945546624482" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">click image to embiggen</span><br /></div><span style="font-style: italic;">hanx</span> to <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/9/14/779699/-912-Teabaggers-in-their-own-words">Jed Lewison at DailyKos</a><br /><br />All Hail! Dark Lord, Kos.Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-81693080516792876792009-08-28T10:26:00.001-07:002009-08-29T07:40:11.987-07:00Ted Kennedy, Pissing From Heaven<div style="text-align: center;"><a style="font-style: italic;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/SpgTZWqTLbI/AAAAAAAAAvE/Qu4qLIfpN5Q/s1600-h/Ted_Kennedy_pisses_on_Ronald_Reagan.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 279px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/SpgTZWqTLbI/AAAAAAAAAvE/Qu4qLIfpN5Q/s400/Ted_Kennedy_pisses_on_Ronald_Reagan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5375067481567342002" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Ted Kennedy holds his dick with his left hand,<br />while pissing from heaven.</span><br /></div><br />Right now Ted Kennedy is up in heaven, pissing on Ronald Reagan who is down in hell.<br /><br />Ronald Reagan is burning in the fires of hell, thirsting for relief from the flames that never stop. So is <a href="http://rightwingsnarkle.blogspot.com/2008/07/tony-snow-dies-joins-jesse-helms.html">Tony Snow</a>, and <a href="http://rightwingsnarkle.blogspot.com/2008/08/threes-company.html">Robert Novak</a>, and <a href="http://rightwingsnarkle.blogspot.com/2008/06/blog-post.html">Tim Russert</a>, and <a href="http://rightwingsnarkle.blogspot.com/2008/07/jesse-helms-dies-goes-to-hell.html">Jesse Helms</a>, and <a href="http://rightwingsnarkle.blogspot.com/2009/05/no-tax-cuts-in-hell.html">Jack Kemp</a>, and <a href="http://rightwingsnarkle.blogspot.com/2008/02/fuck-william-f-buckley-jr.html">William F. Buckley, Jr.</a><br /><br />And Ted Kennedy is pissing on all of them.<br /><br />Ted Kennedy will piss on <a href="http://rightwingsnarkle.blogspot.com/2009/03/george-w-bush-miserable-death-watch-day.html">George W. Bush</a> and Dick Cheney and, yes, even on <a href="http://rightwingsnarkle.blogspot.com/2008/09/rah-rah-rah.html">Sarah Palin</a> when they all end up in hell for their evil deeds and blackened souls.<br /><br />Ted Kennedy and <a href="http://rightwingsnarkle.blogspot.com/2008/09/paul-newman-1925-2008.html">Paul Newman</a> and <a href="http://rightwingsnarkle.blogspot.com/2008/06/thanks-for-laughs-george.html">George Carlin</a>, always in heaven. Those other scum will always be in hell, and they'll never get out.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Ah, ha ha ha ha!<br /><br /></span><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Update:</span><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ttG7x2WKmXY&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ttG7x2WKmXY&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span><br /><br />I'm glad somebody uploaded the C-Span feed, and not the feed from NECN or some other outlet where the newsreaders feel obligated to endless chatter their nonsense.Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-68174819858985984492009-07-31T14:41:00.000-07:002009-07-31T14:44:01.814-07:00Collected 'em All!<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/SnNlYzBvpkI/AAAAAAAAAu8/kN8UMnhTpCo/s1600-h/pearl_jam_collect_em_all.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 367px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/SnNlYzBvpkI/AAAAAAAAAu8/kN8UMnhTpCo/s400/pearl_jam_collect_em_all.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5364743057817183810" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">click to embiggen</span><br /></div><br />Thanx (and good luck) to <a href="http://thismodernworld.com/4837">Tom Tomorrow</a>Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-18592815082336030392009-07-27T09:26:00.000-07:002009-07-31T14:44:45.155-07:00Fuck 'em All<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/Sm3WHZNJT7I/AAAAAAAAAu0/9-tArj9Nkrs/s1600-h/kid-middle-finger.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 294px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/Sm3WHZNJT7I/AAAAAAAAAu0/9-tArj9Nkrs/s400/kid-middle-finger.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5363178153781579698" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">An' yer mums. An' th' 'orses' arses ye rode in on.</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Fuckin' wankers.</span><br /></div><br />I've got some other more important stuff to do, including a couple other blogs to maintain, to be spending much more time following various wingnut follies.<br /><br />As magic flying Jesus liked to say, "There will be wingnuts always," so this changing of my gears will have about as much overall effect as my not doing so.<br /><br />I reserve the right to be back, either eventually or from time to time. I'll also still keep following the list of daily reads to the right.<br /><br />Until then, to all wingnuts everywhere, "Eat shit and die, Palinfuckers."<br /><br />ThanxRightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-43882832561896940722009-07-03T20:10:00.000-07:002009-07-08T09:48:43.461-07:00Sarah Palin is Fucking Nuts<object width="400" height="332"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailykostv.com/flv/player.swf"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="config=http://www.dailykostv.com/w/001896/vxml.php?400"><embed src="http://www.dailykostv.com/flv/player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="config=http://www.dailykostv.com/w/001896/vxml.php?400" width="400" height="332"></embed></object><br /><br />That's the only explanation. Or maybe she stands an excellent chance of going to jail for any one of a number of reasons.<br /><br />Either way, the only member of the family that seems to have it together is that cute little retarded baby.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Update</span>: Bailin' Palin's not just fucking nuts, she's a typical fucking repub greedhead. This looks like nothing more than simple cashing-in on a book deal, speaking gigs, etc. while the getting's good.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Super double-bonus update</span>:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/SlTNiicU7mI/AAAAAAAAAuk/9EhHApy8eog/s1600-h/palin_trash2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px; height: 291px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/SlTNiicU7mI/AAAAAAAAAuk/9EhHApy8eog/s400/palin_trash2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356131850095226466" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hanx</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">to</span> <a href="http://www.bagnewsnotes.com/2009/07/palins-resignation-proud-to-be-trash.html">Michael at the Bag</a>Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-36737213853296868602009-06-28T21:31:00.000-07:002009-06-29T08:40:30.660-07:00Dana Milbank is a Worthless Sack of Shit<object width="425" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9c7kr43HG4Q&rel=0&border=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9c7kr43HG4Q&rel=0&border=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca&hl=en&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="425" height="349"></embed></object><br /><br />I'm just piling on.<br /><br />Hanx to <a href="http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2009/06/28/dickgate/">TBogg</a>, <a href="http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2009/06/pitney-vs-milbank-by-digby-just-to-put.html">Fightin' Digby</a>, and many others.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bonus Update</span><br /><blockquote>Society doesn’t need newspapers. What we need is journalism. For a century, the imperatives to strengthen journalism and to strengthen newspapers have been so tightly wound as to be indistinguishable. That’s been a fine accident to have, but when that accident stops, as it is stopping before our eyes, we’re going to need lots of other ways to strengthen journalism instead.</blockquote><br />So sez <a href="http://www.shirky.com/weblog/2009/03/newspapers-and-thinking-the-unthinkable/">Clay Shirky</a><br /><br />Hanx to <a href="http://www.utne.com/reader.aspx">Readers' Digest for Lefties</a>Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-75233331275226292382009-06-23T10:10:00.000-07:002009-06-23T20:26:52.894-07:00Gay Bashing Makes Him Hard<div style="text-align: center;"><a style="font-style: italic;" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/SkEMz5rZJSI/AAAAAAAAAuU/7u6bJ7olk2U/s1600-h/bugs_mark_alone.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 172px; height: 177px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/SkEMz5rZJSI/AAAAAAAAAuU/7u6bJ7olk2U/s400/bugs_mark_alone.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5350571918088545570" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Excessive jerking-off results in squinty eyes and buck teeth.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">My G-list wingnut blogroll is extensive, but I really only check a few sites. To tell ya the truth, that blogroll could be a fuck of a lot longer. I could spend hours every day adding to it, and hours more poring over the hateful stupid out there on every site.<br /><br />But the whole thing gets redundant. I don't have to bitten by thousands of mosquitos to get the sense that there's a swamp out back.<br /><br />I have made a point, though, of visiting <a href="http://rightviewfromtheleftcoast.blogspot.com/2009/06/ahh-this-could-not-happen-to-better-guy.html">Bugg's Bunny's Evil Twin</a>, a flabby self-proclaimed evangelical christianist, on a regular basis. There's no special reason - he's a predictable Rush Limbaugh fan who often has trouble with basic English grammar.<br /><br />Still, I get a chuckle out of the guy, and have tried to use his harmless drivel as a way to remind myself that even the wingnutiest of wingnuts are, after all is said and done, members of the same species as I am - though obviously with a bit less functioning pre-frontal cortex.<br /><br />Now it looks like ol' Mark J. Goluskin recently got his jollies from reading the account of an assault:<br /><blockquote>(Black Eyed Peas) band member will.i.am <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">apparently</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">referred</span> to Mario as a faggot. Then more verbal jabbing and POW! Right across the face of Mario! <p>(snip)<br /></p><p>Well, this alleged incident could not have happened to a better guy!</p></blockquote><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bonus:</span><br /><br />I left a comment with Mark, who let it through moderation without a response of his own. But one of his fans (<a href="http://pasadenaclosetconservative.blogspot.com/2009/06/is-it-racist.html">this guy</a>) schooled me:<br /><blockquote>Rightwingsnarkle -- Just shut up and go away, you whiny baby.</blockquote>Clearly, these folks believe the world would be a better place if we just beat up more faggots and harassed more niggers.<br /><a href="http://carolmsblog.blogspot.com/2009/06/my-friends-commands-are-we-fullfilling.html"><br />Killing Muslims would be nice</a>, too, I guess.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bonus Update!</span><br /><br />Welp, ol' Mark has taken me to task after all, and concludes:<br /><blockquote>...I put my REAL photo on my blog. Unless you are but an old, fat man that can not get off his knees!</blockquote>Ouch. That really hurts, though you can see <span style="font-style: italic;">my </span>hands.<br /></div></div>Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-30110176184222010632009-06-20T10:39:00.000-07:002009-06-20T10:40:01.902-07:00Fuck Wingnuts<object width="400" height="332"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailykostv.com/flv/player.swf"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="flashvars" value="config=http://www.dailykostv.com/w/001852/vxml.php?400"></param><embed src="http://www.dailykostv.com/flv/player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="332" flashvars="config=http://www.dailykostv.com/w/001852/vxml.php?400"></embed></object><br /><br />Really. Fuck 'em <span style="font-style: italic;">in the ear.</span><br /><br />All hail, Dark Lord Kos.Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-71019162816358486602009-06-08T17:58:00.000-07:002009-06-08T18:16:23.323-07:00Handjobs for Jobs<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/Si20MnH0QsI/AAAAAAAAAuE/EvTkJBH63aw/s1600-h/sparkie_daughter_handjob2.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/Si20MnH0QsI/AAAAAAAAAuE/EvTkJBH63aw/s400/sparkie_daughter_handjob2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5345126461511844546" border="0" /></a>Our favorite Houston housewife with too much time on her hands got some whiffs of wonderful <a href="http://rightwingsnarkle.blogspot.com/2009/03/rightwingsparkle-doin-what-she-does.html">wingnut welfare</a> not long ago, and promptly decided to get some o' that sweet, sweet money for her spawn. Ol' Sparkie was recently out <a href="http://rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com/2009/05/update.html">pimping her daughter</a> all over the District of Columbia, and it looks like the talking cadavers at Fox "news" were happy to see some <a href="http://rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com/2009/06/forgot-this.html">fresh meat</a> walk through the door.<br /><br />As everybody knows, Roger Ailes and his wingnut talking heads really <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Butz#Scandals_and_resignation">only want three things</a> in life: <span style="font-style: italic;">tight pussy, loose shoes, and a warm place to shit.</span>Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-43518984179979868352009-05-27T20:06:00.001-07:002009-05-27T20:10:44.970-07:00Making Wingnuts Lose Their Shit<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/Sh3_zZnGLCI/AAAAAAAAAt8/BBcITk3pWUQ/s1600-h/sotomayor_obama.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 266px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/Sh3_zZnGLCI/AAAAAAAAAt8/BBcITk3pWUQ/s400/sotomayor_obama.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5340705991644556322" border="0" /></a>The elder Ms Sotomayor (pronounced <span style="font-style: italic;">so-to-ma-YOR'</span>) really seems to dig the idea of wingnuts losing their shit. I agree. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em in the <span style="font-style: italic;">ear</span>.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Hanks</span> to <a href="http://www.bagnewsnotes.com/2009/05/the-exemplary-celina-sotomayor.html">the Bag</a> and <a href="http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2009/05/26/going-off-the-rails-on-a-crazy-train/">TBogg</a>Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-77747136462444936952009-05-03T10:25:00.001-07:002009-05-03T11:05:59.309-07:00No Tax Cuts in Hell<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/Sf3Tudq2UPI/AAAAAAAAAts/ZlZM6MSRpGc/s1600-h/Kemp_in_Hell.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 262px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/Sf3Tudq2UPI/AAAAAAAAAts/ZlZM6MSRpGc/s400/Kemp_in_Hell.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331650329068327154" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">"No, really. They'll trickle down."</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">So, the guy who didn't go to Vietnam because of his bad knees, and who subsequently played quarterback for the Buffalo Bills, <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5iPIEjfIjOPpnL8SxbDfdLORikcFwD97URJIG1">has moved on to warmer climes</a>.<br /><br />Once <a href="http://rightwingsnarkle.blogspot.com/2008/08/threes-company.html">Robert Novak</a> makes it down, Kemp, <a href="http://rightwingsnarkle.blogspot.com/2008/07/jesse-helms-dies-goes-to-hell.html">Jesse Helms</a>, and <a href="http://rightwingsnarkle.blogspot.com/2008/07/tony-snow-dies-joins-jesse-helms.html">Tony Snow</a> will have a foursome.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bonus</span> - The Meat Puppets explain...<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B51VVOWtRxc&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B51VVOWtRxc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /></div></div><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Double Bonus</span> - <a href="http://rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com/2009/05/remembering-jack-kemp.html">Sparkie gets all wet</a>, though not from tears.Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-10984940160346068592009-05-01T19:51:00.000-07:002009-05-01T20:18:26.467-07:00Who Replaces Souter?<div align="center"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Boies"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5331054065414768210" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 150px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 180px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/Sfu1bWdzBlI/AAAAAAAAAtk/ZcRI3gcWTRw/s400/boies.jpg" border="0" />This guy.</a> </div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">Because payback's a bitch.</div><div align="left"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="center"></div><div align="left"><em>Hanx</em> to <a href="http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2009/05/souters-replacement-by-tristero-any.html">Tristero</a> for first coming up with the idea.<br /></div><div align="center"></div>Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-21216574413918940212009-04-29T08:50:00.001-07:002009-04-29T19:25:31.450-07:00Rightwingsparkle's Personal Torture<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/Sfh3Yi8ClhI/AAAAAAAAAtM/KCehW8DiU94/s1600-h/Sparkie_Water_Torture.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 395px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/Sfh3Yi8ClhI/AAAAAAAAAtM/KCehW8DiU94/s400/Sparkie_Water_Torture.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330141422572181010" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">"It's kind of like watering your houseplants."</span><br /></div><br />Yeah, I know that talking about torture is <span style="font-style: italic;">so </span>last week, since today every wingnut's got their panties in a bunch over Arlen Specter's pseudo-defection. But I've actually been working at a job that pays me money, so I'm a little behind on my unpaid scorning and ridiculing.<br /><br />What're you gonna do - <span style="font-style: italic;">torture me?</span> I've got some catching up to do, so let's get to it.<br /><br />Anywhoozle, among Rightwingsparkle's many recent gems (if by 'gems' we mean the little peanut chunks and tomato skins seen floating on the toilet's surface after a good blast of diarrhea) is this, which I guess counts, for her, as <a href="http://rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com/2009/04/you-would-have-done-same.html">some sort of moral quandry</a>:<br /><blockquote>Bush had a choice. Prevent more dead Americans or skate the line of torture. You are telling me you wouldn't have done the same?<br /><br />Was it wrong? Was it unconstitutional? We can argue that point. We can say it was or wasn't and move on. But you cannot prosecute people for doing what they thought was right at the time.</blockquote><br />I can't recall ever seeing one of her little ditties generate as many comments as this. There's simply too much crazy in that thread for me to even begin sorting through and highlighting, but <a href="http://rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com/2009/04/you-would-have-done-same.html#715714">this one</a>, by <a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/14285022995382998642">a very confused young man</a>, sums up the crazy wingnut view perfectly:<br /><blockquote><span class="post-comment-link"><img src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=70377f6a42c42b2f6256ef66526a7374&default=http%3A%2F%2Fec1.images-amazon.com%2Fimages%2FG%2F01%2Fx-locale%2Fcommon%2Ftransparent-pixel.gif&rating=PG&size=28" alt="Gravatar" title="Gravatar" style="margin: 2px; padding: 1px; float: right;" class="gravatar" /></span><span class="post-comment-link">Why should we not do it anymore? It obviously works.<br /><span class="byline"> KevinQC | <a href="http://www.simcoxforsenate.com/index.php" title="http://www.simcoxforsenate.com/index.php">Homepage</a> | 04.22.09 - 5:04 pm |<br /><br /></span></span></blockquote><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bonus:</span> In 1983, the Justice Department under Ronald Reagan, Patron Saint of Deluded Wingnuts, successfully prosecuted a Texas sheriff and his deputies, for torturing prisoners with water.<br /><blockquote>(<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/1983/09/02/us/around-the-nation-two-witnesses-describers00.2torture-by-texas-sheriff.html">two witnesses testified that they</a>) saw the former San Jacinto County Sheriff, James Parker, direct his deputies to coerce confessions from two burglary suspects by draping a towel over each man's face and pouring water over it until the men gagged.<p page="1">Mr. Parker, 47, and his former deputies, Carl Lee, 63, Floyd Allen Baker, 40, and John Glover, 65, are accused in Federal court of violating the civil rights of at least six prisoners.</p></blockquote><br />Federal prosecutors secured a 10-year sentence against the sheriff and four years in prison for the deputies. <a href="http://www.politicalgroove.com/war/14526-reagans-doj-prosecuted-texas-sheriff-waterboarding-prisoners.html">link</a> <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/1983/10/27/us/ex-sheriff-given-10-year-sentence.html">another link</a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hanks</span> to <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/4/28/0124/78610">MinistryofTruth</a> at The Great Orange Satan. <span style="font-style: italic;">All hail, Dark Lord Kos!</span><br /><p></p>Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-75445474624439550432009-04-15T11:22:00.000-07:002009-04-15T11:25:17.399-07:00I've Got Your Tea Party Right Here<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/SeYmIUNPgFI/AAAAAAAAAtE/nA-mSsICMZY/s1600-h/tea_party.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5324985533717250130" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/SeYmIUNPgFI/AAAAAAAAAtE/nA-mSsICMZY/s400/tea_party.jpg" border="0" /></a><em>Aren't they adorable?!?</em><br /></div>Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-10014430171242710062009-04-06T08:36:00.001-07:002009-04-06T14:51:07.579-07:00Wingnuts Killing Cops<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/SdohkK7wn-I/AAAAAAAAAs8/34woqHOs0MI/s1600-h/cop_killer_book_rush.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 280px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/SdohkK7wn-I/AAAAAAAAAs8/34woqHOs0MI/s400/cop_killer_book_rush.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321602814985674722" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">When the leader of the republican party says "shoot,"</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> you shoot.</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">The wingnuts were strangely silent about the <a href="http://dneiwert.blogspot.com/2009/04/richard-poplawski-was-pittsburgh.html">Pittsburgh cop-killer</a>.<br /><br />I gave it a few days, then wandered over to the usual suspects. It didn't take long to come across <a href="http://rightviewfromtheleftcoast.blogspot.com/2009/04/three-pittsburgh-officers-killed-and.html">this bit of idiocy</a>. Here's what Buggs Bunny's Evil Twin has to say about the person he believes was the cop-killer's main influence:<br /><blockquote>He is so far out that he falls into that rare but true <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">category</span>. Of being so far out that he is in bed with those on the far out left. They are but two peas in a pod.</blockquote><br />So, instead of considering the notion that wingnuts can be influenced and provoked by <a href="http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/beck-and-nras-lapierre-warn-insidiou">daily spew</a> of folks like Limbaugh, Hannity, Beck, O'Reilley, and others, our clueless friend simply twists himself into a pretzel and points his finger in the opposite direction.<br /><br />Dude. You wanna know who the cop killers are? Listen to the garbage on talk radio and cable TV. Turn a critical eye to the wingnut sites you read every day.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bonus</span><br /><br /><object width="300" height="257"><param name="movie" value="http://www.dailykostv.com/flv/player.swf"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="config=http://www.dailykostv.com/w/001116/vxml.php?300"><embed src="http://www.dailykostv.com/flv/player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="config=http://www.dailykostv.com/w/001116/vxml.php?300" width="300" height="257"></embed></object><br /><br />All hail, Dark Lord Kos!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Double Bonus</span><br /><br /><blockquote>Hey, you're a normal guy, right? And you have FOX News on your cable, right? You might not watch it, but it's not like you went out and subscribed specially to this nutty, fringe channel, right? So it must be "normal" stuff on there. Because it's just regular, basic cable. They all wear suits and sit at desks. So it's not nutter stuff. If it was, they'd be wearing camouflage or something, right? And if it was really weird, a normal guy like you wouldn't have it on their basic cable, right? They have... rules about stuff like that. Somewhere. Don't they? They wouldn't just put crazy-ass bullshit on regular basic cable, right? Where kids and nutbars could see it?</blockquote><br />All hail, <a href="http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/4/6/717154/-TradMed-terrified-of-right-wing-role-in-P-burgh-story">David Waldman,</a> minion of our Dark Lord, Kos.<br /></div></div>Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-65579512346089185092009-04-03T07:57:00.000-07:002009-04-03T08:00:25.572-07:00Great News for John McCain<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/SdYkCeDZC1I/AAAAAAAAAs0/tZzR_JDYSZk/s1600-h/gay_marriage_iowa.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5320479634630445906" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 275px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/SdYkCeDZC1I/AAAAAAAAAs0/tZzR_JDYSZk/s400/gay_marriage_iowa.jpg" border="0" /></a>Terri Nenendorf, right and LaDonna Kyle both of Des Moines, partners, kiss outside the Judicial Building on Friday morning after the announcement of the Iowa Supreme Court decision on same sex marriages.<br /><blockquote>The Iowa Supreme Court this morning unanimously upheld gays’ right to marry.“The Iowa statute limiting civil marriage to a union between a man and a woman violates the equal protection clause of the Iowa Constitution,” the justices said in a summary of their decision.The court rules that gay marriage would be legal in three weeks, starting April 24.</blockquote><br /><a href="http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20090403/NEWS/90403010">Here<br /></a>Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-68493691949702633592009-03-26T10:08:00.000-07:002009-03-26T10:40:19.057-07:00George W. Bush Miserable Death Watch – Day 65<div align="center"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/Scu28UORniI/AAAAAAAAAss/cZVuf6qa_z8/s1600-h/bush_not_dead1.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317544932377992738" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/Scu28UORniI/AAAAAAAAAss/cZVuf6qa_z8/s400/bush_not_dead1.jpg" border="0" /></a><em> <strong>Breaking </strong>- George W. Bush not yet reported dead.</em></div><br />I <a href="http://rightwingsnarkle.blogspot.com/2008/11/world-leaders-to-bush-go-fuck-yourself.html">first predicted</a> that this worthless sack of shit would kill himself with alcohol, then <a href="http://rightwingsnarkle.blogspot.com/2008/11/dry-drunk-no-more.html">revised it slightly</a> to predict a number of alcohol-related ways he’d die.<br /><br />I’m standing by my prognostications, and am now going on record with specifics:<br /><ul><li><em>George W. Bush will be dead within five (5) years of leaving office</em></li><li><em>His death will be self-inflicted and alcohol-related</em></li></ul><p>For the purposes of calculation, the George W. Bush Miserable Death Watch start date was January 20, 2009. The “deadline” for my prediction is January 19, 2014. I’ve calculated 1826 total days in that interim, based on (5 x 365 days) + 1 additional day for 2012 (Leap Year). That makes today Day #65. Please synchronize your calendars…<em><strong>NOW</strong></em>.<br /><br />There’s a pretty broad range of alcohol-related causes of death in the catalog. I’m also hedging slightly with regard to how George W. Bush’s death will be by his own hand, and while a straight-ahead suicide is not out of the question, it’s more likely that George W. Bush will simply let himself go to shit, stay drunk most of the time, and end up dying miserably in such a way that both the booze and his personal responsibility are obvious to all.<br /><br />I hope to interview a pathologist at some point, in order to share with you the professional consensus opinion on exactly what findings would be needed at autopsy to make these determinations. </p><p>There may also be an old episode of Law and Order out there that could shed some light on the matter. If you find the appropriate scene on YouTube, please send me the link. I’ll embed it and give you full credit. Instant fame.<br /><br />Until then, here’s the start of a working list of the possible forms that FratBoy’s final exit could take. Please add any that I’ve missed in the comments section, and I’ll be sure to update the list as we move forward.<br /><br /><strong>Acute alcohol poisoning</strong></p><p><strong>Alcohol-related traffic/motor vehicle death</strong></p><ul><li>DWI </li><li>Being struck by another drunk driver who made the first move </li><li>Being struck as a drunk pedestrian by a sober driver after staggering into traffic</li><li>Being struck by a sober driver while standing in the middle of the road, in the middle of the night, drunk and naked</li><li>Being struck by a sober driver after running out into the middle of the road, naked and drunk, in the middle of the night</li><li>Smacking his three-wheel off-road mud runner into a tree while not wearing a helmet, drunk</li><li>Driving his three-wheel off-road mud runner into a strand of neck-high barbed wire at high speed while wearing a helmet not designed for neck protection, drunk</li></ul><p><strong>Alcohol-related accident in the home</strong></p><ul><li>Drowning in the bathtub, drunk</li><li>Drowning in the shower while standing asleep, drunk, mouth wide open</li><li>Falling down a flight of stairs, drunk</li><li>Falling down from a standing position, drunk</li><li>Falling off a chair or other piece of furniture, drunk</li><li>Falling off a ladder, drunk</li><li>Falling out of a window or off the roof, drunk</li><li>Falling in the shower or bathtub, drunk </li><li>Sitting in the bathtub and attempting to change stations on the radio always kept perched on the edge for company, drunk</li></ul><p><strong>Alcohol-related accident out of the home</strong></p><ul><li>Falling out of a window or off of the roof, front porch, back porch or pool deck of a cheap motel in Waco, drunk</li><li>Falling off a barstool, drunk<br /></li></ul><p><strong>Alcohol-related assault</strong></p><ul><li>Getting cracked on the head with a pool cue after starting a fight with a biker in a bar, drunk</li><li>Getting cracked on the head with a heavy vase in his parents’ living room after pushing Barbara one time too many, drunk</li><li>Falling down the stairs at home, drunk, after being pushed by Laura<br /></li></ul><p><strong>Other</strong></p><ul><li>Choking on his own vomit</li><li>Liver failure due to alcoholic cirrhosis</li><li>Acute pancreatitis</li></ul>Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-53536128786934548252009-03-24T19:37:00.001-07:002009-03-24T19:56:49.272-07:00It's What Wingnuts Do<div style="text-align: center; font-style: italic;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/ScmY8miOPXI/AAAAAAAAAsY/D1btYamfdVU/s1600-h/monkeys.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 249px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/ScmY8miOPXI/AAAAAAAAAsY/D1btYamfdVU/s400/monkeys.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5316949001991241074" border="0" /></a>They only throw it when they're not eating it<br /></div><br />So, I'm poking through the g-list wingnut sites (even added a coupla new ones to my blogroll) when I come across <a href="http://rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com/2009/03/hellooo.html">this little doozy</a> from one of my favorites:<br /><blockquote style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Sen. Judd Gregg gave a scary-yet-accurate picture of what America’s fiscal outlook will look like blah blah blah scary black negro president</span> blah blah blah socialist teleprompters fart (snip) <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Folks, this is from the guy Obama first nominated to be our Treasury Secretary.</span></blockquote><br />Uhm....that's <a href="http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1876822,00.html">not quite right</a>, sweetie.<br /><br />But, c'mon, seriously - Treasury, Commerce...who cares? It's still all about money and shit, right?<br /><br />Meanwhile, the usual half-wits have been too busy with such <strike> run-on sentences</strike> insightful comments as <span style="font-style: italic;">"</span><span class="post-comment-link"><span style="font-style: italic;">This is what happens when you have hippies from the 60’s, who become economic advisors, and druggies form the 70’s, both who never learned how good morals and ethics in a society and the importance of the economic wheels creat a profitable opportunity for people and businesses to grow, running your country."</span> to<strike> notice</strike> call attention to such a basic factual error.<br /><br />I think Sparkie's lil' buddy, Dewey, said it best: </span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="post-comment-link">Smartest thing he's EVER did was to turn that job down.<br /><br /></span><span class="post-comment-link"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hanx</span> to <a href="http://lolfed.com/2009/03/20/in-the-case-of-fail-v-fail-i-find-you-both-guilty/">LOLFed </a>for teh awesome graphic</span><span style="font-style: italic;" class="post-comment-link"><br /></span>Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-87663138278319872542009-03-13T11:17:00.000-07:002009-03-13T11:19:07.609-07:00Just Because<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/SbqjjD-q4iI/AAAAAAAAAsQ/DGAvoQPWgxo/s1600-h/fdr.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 340px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/SbqjjD-q4iI/AAAAAAAAAsQ/DGAvoQPWgxo/s400/fdr.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5312738533195833890" border="0" /></a>Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-87975733592946257662009-03-02T18:32:00.000-08:002009-03-02T18:59:18.685-08:00Rightwingsparkle: Runnin' With the Big Dogs<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/SayXCptHLdI/AAAAAAAAAsI/89dUopmFbpU/s1600-h/sparkie_dirty_sanchez.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 259px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-iOwbLyGZfA/SayXCptHLdI/AAAAAAAAAsI/89dUopmFbpU/s400/sparkie_dirty_sanchez.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5308784132573572562" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Rightwingsparkle observes the first Friday of Lent</span><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">with a Dirty Sanchez and a Dirty Martini</span><br /></div><br />Well, it looks like our little lady might just be earning herself a sinecure on the wingnut welfare gravy train, having <a href="http://rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com/2009/02/cpac-pics.html">just returned</a> from this year's <a href="http://cpac.org/default.asp">howlfest</a>. I mean, how else to explain a junket whose costs include rountrip airfare from <a href="http://farecast.live.com/deals/flights-from-houston-to-washington-iah-to-dca.do">Houston to Washington, DC</a>; several nights at the <a href="http://www.omnihotels.com/FindAHotel/WashingtonDCShoreham.aspx">Omni Shoreham Hotel</a>; and all the mini-quiches and gin that you can stuff down your throat in 48 hours?<br /><br />Sparkie's either collecting subsidies for her shitty little blog, picking up some extra on the side, or has an allowance any other pampered housewife with too much time on her hands might kill for.Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012095284843650271.post-7616960209360071572009-02-23T08:27:00.000-08:002009-02-23T08:28:44.761-08:00Dirty Fucking Hippie YouTube Monday<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xO0gSJGJ7Fs&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xO0gSJGJ7Fs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Word to wingnuts - <span style="font-style: italic;">"You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal."</span>Rightwingsnarklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00008057973658098952noreply@blogger.com4