Friday, August 28, 2009

Ted Kennedy, Pissing From Heaven

Ted Kennedy holds his dick with his left hand,
while pissing from heaven.


Right now Ted Kennedy is up in heaven, pissing on Ronald Reagan who is down in hell.

Ronald Reagan is burning in the fires of hell, thirsting for relief from the flames that never stop. So is Tony Snow, and Robert Novak, and Tim Russert, and Jesse Helms, and Jack Kemp, and William F. Buckley, Jr.

And Ted Kennedy is pissing on all of them.

Ted Kennedy will piss on George W. Bush and Dick Cheney and, yes, even on Sarah Palin when they all end up in hell for their evil deeds and blackened souls.

Ted Kennedy and Paul Newman and George Carlin, always in heaven. Those other scum will always be in hell, and they'll never get out.

Ah, ha ha ha ha!

Update:



I'm glad somebody uploaded the C-Span feed, and not the feed from NECN or some other outlet where the newsreaders feel obligated to endless chatter their nonsense.

4 comments:

Dusty said...

I sure hope you are right about who is hanging where.

Cuz I would be highly pissed-the-fuck-off if I ran into one of the rightwing fuckwits whilst chatting up St Pete one day up there.

TRUTH 101 said...

If a guy has good aim why waste it on the middle of the toilet I always say.

tom said...

Well not sure about Timmy (he was MSM, not MSGOP) and as for George Carlin, great entertainer, BAD citizen, he bragged on one late night show that he NEVER voted.......

as for the rest
Yea burn them

Tom

Jim Sullivan said...

Pissing from heaven? Maybe. But I bet he still feels like he's pissing fire.