Sunday, February 15, 2009

When Wingnuts Kill

It looks like the only difference between convicted wingnut terrorist James Adkisson (bottom) and confirmed wingnut lunatic Lew Waters (top) is a fresh shave and a touch of Brylcreem.

I certainly can’t tell them apart by perusing their respective rants. I think they might’ve spent the last few years cribbing from each others’ material.

So, here’s a quick quiz – which of the following was furiously scribbled by a gun-toting nutjob shortly before he burst into a Knoxville church and killed two innocent people, before being subdued by several unarmed heroes; and which was pecked on a keyboard with one hand by a lonely white man with a fetish for Barbie dolls dressed like Ann Coulter, living in the Pacific Northwest?

Exhibit A

…It is very possible that the prime intent is actually more Socialist dependency on the government as to make up for the increased tax payments, those other areas mentioned above that will suffer can be made up by other Socialist programs, all the help the children, mind you.

This is a vicious circle with no end in sight now that the Dictatorial Democrats hold all the cards and can shove whatever Soviet style program down our throats they wish. It didn’t work in Nazi Germany, Soviet Russia, Communist China, Cuba or Viet Nam and it is doubtful it will work in the Union of Socialist States of America either.

Don’t be fooled by sneaker wearing little mousy Senators as their hearts bleed all over on how they need to help out the less privileged. The real goal is take from the citizens and to give out what government says you should receive, as dictated by aging holdover hippies and their minions.

This is NOT American liberty as envisioned by our founding fathers, but is rather the vision of Karl Marx, the father of modern Communism.

Exhibit B
…I hate the damn left-wing liberals. There is a vast left-wing conspiracy in this country & these liberals are working together to attack every decent & honorable institution in the nation, trying to turn this country into a communist state. Shame on them....

…I couldn't get to the generals & high ranking officers of the Marxist movement so I went after the foot soldiers, the chickenshit liberals that vote in these traitorous people. Someone had to get the ball rolling. I volunteered. I hope others do the same. It's the only way we can rid America of this cancerous pestilence."

…Liberals are a pest like termites. Millions of them Each little bite contributes to the downfall of this great nation.

Take your time. (Theme music from TV game show Jeopardy plays…)

OK, finished? Great. Here’s the answer:

Exhibit A is from here. Exhibit B is from here.

The big question now: What’s keeping crazy old Lew from following in the footsteps of his evil twin?

And people still ask me why I think wingnuts should be scorned and ridiculed.

Hanx to the amazing David Neiwert, who writes extensively, and with great authority, on the subject of wingnut hate and criminal acts.


WereBear said...

I'm a-hoping we could get some sensible discourse going about how WRONG this kind of ranting is, now that we've seen what fruits this tree can bear.

But I'm still hoping.

Lew Waters said...

Aw snarkie, you still trying to pretend to be relevant?

As for killing people, Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than all my guns, combined.

As for "sensible discourse" and "wrong ranting," need I remind you all of the past 8 years?

It's a good thing people don't take you seriously or I might even be offended by this, LOL.

Rightwingsnarkle said...

You're not fit to lick the stray drops of Ted Kennedy's urine off the Senate men's room floor, Lew.

Lew Waters said...

Funny you would say that, snarkie, considering that I never drove a car off a bridge, drunk, and left a pregnant young lady to die while I swam away and waited for the alcohol to subside before even reporting it.

Of course, I completely understand why you feel that way, since at the time he killed Mary Jo Kopechne, I was in Viet Nam fighting a communist takeover.

Of course, you neo-coms see that has horrible to stand up to an oppressive dictatorial system that eventually murdered millions of innocent people.

Come to think of it, snarkie, you have some mighty odd heroes, son.

If I were an evangelical I'd say a prayer for you. Since I am not, sorry, you are on your own.