Teabaggin' Jesus

Hanx to Lesley, posting at TBogg's place

See what else Jesus sez...

Sometimes there are no words

Al Weisel, aka Jon Swift
Died February 27, 2010

More here.

He was generous very, very often. He was funny always.

Back for just a minute

Actually, I never went anywhere.

I just decided to shift my attention away from posting about shit-stupid wingnuts. There's plenty of more important stuff needing my attention. Matters of life and death. And happiness.

Also, good food.

But I simply couldn't stay away from this...

More here.

As my Uncle Eddie used to say, "Un-fucking-believable."

Also - All hail, Dark Lord Kos.

Two YouTubes

What better way to tell wingnuts, "Suck it, you useless palinfuckers," than this?

And this?

All hail, Dark Lord Kos! Twice.

Wingnuts en Regalia

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hanx to Jed Lewison at DailyKos

All Hail! Dark Lord, Kos.

Ted Kennedy, Pissing From Heaven

Ted Kennedy holds his dick with his left hand,
while pissing from heaven.

Right now Ted Kennedy is up in heaven, pissing on Ronald Reagan who is down in hell.

Ronald Reagan is burning in the fires of hell, thirsting for relief from the flames that never stop. So is Tony Snow, and Robert Novak, and Tim Russert, and Jesse Helms, and Jack Kemp, and William F. Buckley, Jr.

And Ted Kennedy is pissing on all of them.

Ted Kennedy will piss on George W. Bush and Dick Cheney and, yes, even on Sarah Palin when they all end up in hell for their evil deeds and blackened souls.

Ted Kennedy and Paul Newman and George Carlin, always in heaven. Those other scum will always be in hell, and they'll never get out.

Ah, ha ha ha ha!

Update:



I'm glad somebody uploaded the C-Span feed, and not the feed from NECN or some other outlet where the newsreaders feel obligated to endless chatter their nonsense.

Collected 'em All!

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Thanx (and good luck) to Tom Tomorrow

Fuck 'em All

An' yer mums. An' th' 'orses' arses ye rode in on.
Fuckin' wankers.

I've got some other more important stuff to do, including a couple other blogs to maintain, to be spending much more time following various wingnut follies.

As magic flying Jesus liked to say, "There will be wingnuts always," so this changing of my gears will have about as much overall effect as my not doing so.

I reserve the right to be back, either eventually or from time to time. I'll also still keep following the list of daily reads to the right.

Until then, to all wingnuts everywhere, "Eat shit and die, Palinfuckers."

Thanx

Sarah Palin is Fucking Nuts

That's the only explanation. Or maybe she stands an excellent chance of going to jail for any one of a number of reasons.

Either way, the only member of the family that seems to have it together is that cute little retarded baby.

Update: Bailin' Palin's not just fucking nuts, she's a typical fucking repub greedhead. This looks like nothing more than simple cashing-in on a book deal, speaking gigs, etc. while the getting's good.

Super double-bonus update:

Hanx to Michael at the Bag

Dana Milbank is a Worthless Sack of Shit

I'm just piling on.

Hanx to TBogg, Fightin' Digby, and many others.

Bonus Update

Society doesn’t need newspapers. What we need is journalism. For a century, the imperatives to strengthen journalism and to strengthen newspapers have been so tightly wound as to be indistinguishable. That’s been a fine accident to have, but when that accident stops, as it is stopping before our eyes, we’re going to need lots of other ways to strengthen journalism instead.

So sez Clay Shirky

Hanx to Readers' Digest for Lefties

Gay Bashing Makes Him Hard

Excessive jerking-off results in squinty eyes and buck teeth.

My G-list wingnut blogroll is extensive, but I really only check a few sites. To tell ya the truth, that blogroll could be a fuck of a lot longer. I could spend hours every day adding to it, and hours more poring over the hateful stupid out there on every site.

But the whole thing gets redundant. I don't have to bitten by thousands of mosquitos to get the sense that there's a swamp out back.

I have made a point, though, of visiting Bugg's Bunny's Evil Twin, a flabby self-proclaimed evangelical christianist, on a regular basis. There's no special reason - he's a predictable Rush Limbaugh fan who often has trouble with basic English grammar.

Still, I get a chuckle out of the guy, and have tried to use his harmless drivel as a way to remind myself that even the wingnutiest of wingnuts are, after all is said and done, members of the same species as I am - though obviously with a bit less functioning pre-frontal cortex.

Now it looks like ol' Mark J. Goluskin recently got his jollies from reading the account of an assault:

(Black Eyed Peas) band member will.i.am apparently referred to Mario as a faggot. Then more verbal jabbing and POW! Right across the face of Mario!

(snip)

Well, this alleged incident could not have happened to a better guy!

Bonus:

I left a comment with Mark, who let it through moderation without a response of his own. But one of his fans (this guy) schooled me:

Rightwingsnarkle -- Just shut up and go away, you whiny baby.

Clearly, these folks believe the world would be a better place if we just beat up more faggots and harassed more niggers.

Killing Muslims would be nice, too, I guess.

Bonus Update!

Welp, ol' Mark has taken me to task after all, and concludes:

...I put my REAL photo on my blog. Unless you are but an old, fat man that can not get off his knees!

Ouch. That really hurts, though you can see my hands.

Fuck Wingnuts

Really. Fuck 'em in the ear.

All hail, Dark Lord Kos.

Handjobs for Jobs

Our favorite Houston housewife with too much time on her hands got some whiffs of wonderful wingnut welfare not long ago, and promptly decided to get some o' that sweet, sweet money for her spawn. Ol' Sparkie was recently out pimping her daughter all over the District of Columbia, and it looks like the talking cadavers at Fox "news" were happy to see some fresh meat walk through the door.

As everybody knows, Roger Ailes and his wingnut talking heads really only want three things in life: tight pussy, loose shoes, and a warm place to shit.

Making Wingnuts Lose Their Shit

The elder Ms Sotomayor (pronounced so-to-ma-YOR') really seems to dig the idea of wingnuts losing their shit. I agree. Fuck 'em. Fuck 'em in the ear.

Hanks to the Bag and TBogg

No Tax Cuts in Hell

"No, really. They'll trickle down."

So, the guy who didn't go to Vietnam because of his bad knees, and who subsequently played quarterback for the Buffalo Bills, has moved on to warmer climes.

Once Robert Novak makes it down, Kemp, Jesse Helms, and Tony Snow will have a foursome.

Bonus - The Meat Puppets explain...

Double Bonus - Sparkie gets all wet, though not from tears.

Who Replaces Souter?

This guy.

Because payback's a bitch.

Hanx to Tristero for first coming up with the idea.

Rightwingsparkle's Personal Torture

"It's kind of like watering your houseplants."

Yeah, I know that talking about torture is so last week, since today every wingnut's got their panties in a bunch over Arlen Specter's pseudo-defection. But I've actually been working at a job that pays me money, so I'm a little behind on my unpaid scorning and ridiculing.

What're you gonna do - torture me? I've got some catching up to do, so let's get to it.

Anywhoozle, among Rightwingsparkle's many recent gems (if by 'gems' we mean the little peanut chunks and tomato skins seen floating on the toilet's surface after a good blast of diarrhea) is this, which I guess counts, for her, as some sort of moral quandry:

Bush had a choice. Prevent more dead Americans or skate the line of torture. You are telling me you wouldn't have done the same?

Was it wrong? Was it unconstitutional? We can argue that point. We can say it was or wasn't and move on. But you cannot prosecute people for doing what they thought was right at the time.

I can't recall ever seeing one of her little ditties generate as many comments as this. There's simply too much crazy in that thread for me to even begin sorting through and highlighting, but this one, by a very confused young man, sums up the crazy wingnut view perfectly:

Why should we not do it anymore? It obviously works.
KevinQC | Homepage | 04.22.09 - 5:04 pm |

Bonus: In 1983, the Justice Department under Ronald Reagan, Patron Saint of Deluded Wingnuts, successfully prosecuted a Texas sheriff and his deputies, for torturing prisoners with water.

(two witnesses testified that they) saw the former San Jacinto County Sheriff, James Parker, direct his deputies to coerce confessions from two burglary suspects by draping a towel over each man's face and pouring water over it until the men gagged.

Mr. Parker, 47, and his former deputies, Carl Lee, 63, Floyd Allen Baker, 40, and John Glover, 65, are accused in Federal court of violating the civil rights of at least six prisoners.

Federal prosecutors secured a 10-year sentence against the sheriff and four years in prison for the deputies. link another link

Hanks to MinistryofTruth at The Great Orange Satan. All hail, Dark Lord Kos!

I've Got Your Tea Party Right Here

Aren't they adorable?!?

Wingnuts Killing Cops

When the leader of the republican party says "shoot," you shoot.

The wingnuts were strangely silent about the Pittsburgh cop-killer.

I gave it a few days, then wandered over to the usual suspects. It didn't take long to come across this bit of idiocy. Here's what Buggs Bunny's Evil Twin has to say about the person he believes was the cop-killer's main influence:

He is so far out that he falls into that rare but true category. Of being so far out that he is in bed with those on the far out left. They are but two peas in a pod.

So, instead of considering the notion that wingnuts can be influenced and provoked by daily spew of folks like Limbaugh, Hannity, Beck, O'Reilley, and others, our clueless friend simply twists himself into a pretzel and points his finger in the opposite direction.

Dude. You wanna know who the cop killers are? Listen to the garbage on talk radio and cable TV. Turn a critical eye to the wingnut sites you read every day.

Bonus



All hail, Dark Lord Kos!

Double Bonus

Hey, you're a normal guy, right? And you have FOX News on your cable, right? You might not watch it, but it's not like you went out and subscribed specially to this nutty, fringe channel, right? So it must be "normal" stuff on there. Because it's just regular, basic cable. They all wear suits and sit at desks. So it's not nutter stuff. If it was, they'd be wearing camouflage or something, right? And if it was really weird, a normal guy like you wouldn't have it on their basic cable, right? They have... rules about stuff like that. Somewhere. Don't they? They wouldn't just put crazy-ass bullshit on regular basic cable, right? Where kids and nutbars could see it?

All hail, David Waldman, minion of our Dark Lord, Kos.

Great News for John McCain

Terri Nenendorf, right and LaDonna Kyle both of Des Moines, partners, kiss outside the Judicial Building on Friday morning after the announcement of the Iowa Supreme Court decision on same sex marriages.

The Iowa Supreme Court this morning unanimously upheld gays’ right to marry.“The Iowa statute limiting civil marriage to a union between a man and a woman violates the equal protection clause of the Iowa Constitution,” the justices said in a summary of their decision.The court rules that gay marriage would be legal in three weeks, starting April 24.

Here