Sunday, June 28, 2009

Dana Milbank is a Worthless Sack of Shit

I'm just piling on.

Hanx to TBogg, Fightin' Digby, and many others.

Bonus Update
Society doesn’t need newspapers. What we need is journalism. For a century, the imperatives to strengthen journalism and to strengthen newspapers have been so tightly wound as to be indistinguishable. That’s been a fine accident to have, but when that accident stops, as it is stopping before our eyes, we’re going to need lots of other ways to strengthen journalism instead.

So sez Clay Shirky

Hanx to Readers' Digest for Lefties

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Gay Bashing Makes Him Hard

Excessive jerking-off results in squinty eyes and buck teeth.

My G-list wingnut blogroll is extensive, but I really only check a few sites. To tell ya the truth, that blogroll could be a fuck of a lot longer. I could spend hours every day adding to it, and hours more poring over the hateful stupid out there on every site.

But the whole thing gets redundant. I don't have to bitten by thousands of mosquitos to get the sense that there's a swamp out back.

I have made a point, though, of visiting Bugg's Bunny's Evil Twin, a flabby self-proclaimed evangelical christianist, on a regular basis. There's no special reason - he's a predictable Rush Limbaugh fan who often has trouble with basic English grammar.

Still, I get a chuckle out of the guy, and have tried to use his harmless drivel as a way to remind myself that even the wingnutiest of wingnuts are, after all is said and done, members of the same species as I am - though obviously with a bit less functioning pre-frontal cortex.

Now it looks like ol' Mark J. Goluskin recently got his jollies from reading the account of an assault:
(Black Eyed Peas) band member apparently referred to Mario as a faggot. Then more verbal jabbing and POW! Right across the face of Mario!


Well, this alleged incident could not have happened to a better guy!


I left a comment with Mark, who let it through moderation without a response of his own. But one of his fans (this guy) schooled me:
Rightwingsnarkle -- Just shut up and go away, you whiny baby.
Clearly, these folks believe the world would be a better place if we just beat up more faggots and harassed more niggers.

Killing Muslims would be nice
, too, I guess.

Bonus Update!

Welp, ol' Mark has taken me to task after all, and concludes:
...I put my REAL photo on my blog. Unless you are but an old, fat man that can not get off his knees!
Ouch. That really hurts, though you can see my hands.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Fuck Wingnuts

Really. Fuck 'em in the ear.

All hail, Dark Lord Kos.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Handjobs for Jobs

Our favorite Houston housewife with too much time on her hands got some whiffs of wonderful wingnut welfare not long ago, and promptly decided to get some o' that sweet, sweet money for her spawn. Ol' Sparkie was recently out pimping her daughter all over the District of Columbia, and it looks like the talking cadavers at Fox "news" were happy to see some fresh meat walk through the door.

As everybody knows, Roger Ailes and his wingnut talking heads really only want three things in life: tight pussy, loose shoes, and a warm place to shit.