Wingnuts en Regalia

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hanx to Jed Lewison at DailyKos

All Hail! Dark Lord, Kos.

Ted Kennedy, Pissing From Heaven

Ted Kennedy holds his dick with his left hand,
while pissing from heaven.

Right now Ted Kennedy is up in heaven, pissing on Ronald Reagan who is down in hell.

Ronald Reagan is burning in the fires of hell, thirsting for relief from the flames that never stop. So is Tony Snow, and Robert Novak, and Tim Russert, and Jesse Helms, and Jack Kemp, and William F. Buckley, Jr.

And Ted Kennedy is pissing on all of them.

Ted Kennedy will piss on George W. Bush and Dick Cheney and, yes, even on Sarah Palin when they all end up in hell for their evil deeds and blackened souls.

Ted Kennedy and Paul Newman and George Carlin, always in heaven. Those other scum will always be in hell, and they'll never get out.

Ah, ha ha ha ha!

Update:



I'm glad somebody uploaded the C-Span feed, and not the feed from NECN or some other outlet where the newsreaders feel obligated to endless chatter their nonsense.

Collected 'em All!

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Thanx (and good luck) to Tom Tomorrow

Fuck 'em All

An' yer mums. An' th' 'orses' arses ye rode in on.
Fuckin' wankers.

I've got some other more important stuff to do, including a couple other blogs to maintain, to be spending much more time following various wingnut follies.

As magic flying Jesus liked to say, "There will be wingnuts always," so this changing of my gears will have about as much overall effect as my not doing so.

I reserve the right to be back, either eventually or from time to time. I'll also still keep following the list of daily reads to the right.

Until then, to all wingnuts everywhere, "Eat shit and die, Palinfuckers."

Thanx

Sarah Palin is Fucking Nuts

That's the only explanation. Or maybe she stands an excellent chance of going to jail for any one of a number of reasons.

Either way, the only member of the family that seems to have it together is that cute little retarded baby.

Update: Bailin' Palin's not just fucking nuts, she's a typical fucking repub greedhead. This looks like nothing more than simple cashing-in on a book deal, speaking gigs, etc. while the getting's good.

Super double-bonus update:

Hanx to Michael at the Bag

Dana Milbank is a Worthless Sack of Shit

I'm just piling on.

Hanx to TBogg, Fightin' Digby, and many others.

Bonus Update

Society doesn’t need newspapers. What we need is journalism. For a century, the imperatives to strengthen journalism and to strengthen newspapers have been so tightly wound as to be indistinguishable. That’s been a fine accident to have, but when that accident stops, as it is stopping before our eyes, we’re going to need lots of other ways to strengthen journalism instead.

So sez Clay Shirky

Hanx to Readers' Digest for Lefties

Gay Bashing Makes Him Hard

Excessive jerking-off results in squinty eyes and buck teeth.

My G-list wingnut blogroll is extensive, but I really only check a few sites. To tell ya the truth, that blogroll could be a fuck of a lot longer. I could spend hours every day adding to it, and hours more poring over the hateful stupid out there on every site.

But the whole thing gets redundant. I don't have to bitten by thousands of mosquitos to get the sense that there's a swamp out back.

I have made a point, though, of visiting Bugg's Bunny's Evil Twin, a flabby self-proclaimed evangelical christianist, on a regular basis. There's no special reason - he's a predictable Rush Limbaugh fan who often has trouble with basic English grammar.

Still, I get a chuckle out of the guy, and have tried to use his harmless drivel as a way to remind myself that even the wingnutiest of wingnuts are, after all is said and done, members of the same species as I am - though obviously with a bit less functioning pre-frontal cortex.

Now it looks like ol' Mark J. Goluskin recently got his jollies from reading the account of an assault:

(Black Eyed Peas) band member will.i.am apparently referred to Mario as a faggot. Then more verbal jabbing and POW! Right across the face of Mario!

(snip)

Well, this alleged incident could not have happened to a better guy!

Bonus:

I left a comment with Mark, who let it through moderation without a response of his own. But one of his fans (this guy) schooled me:

Rightwingsnarkle -- Just shut up and go away, you whiny baby.

Clearly, these folks believe the world would be a better place if we just beat up more faggots and harassed more niggers.

Killing Muslims would be nice, too, I guess.

Bonus Update!

Welp, ol' Mark has taken me to task after all, and concludes:

...I put my REAL photo on my blog. Unless you are but an old, fat man that can not get off his knees!

Ouch. That really hurts, though you can see my hands.