Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Let Me Entertain You

Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, “Where is that marvelous ape?"

Wow! What a great audience. You guys are terrific. Thank you very much. I'll be here all week.

And, try the veal.

Yup, John Sidney McCain III really killed ‘em back in 1986, during his gig with the fine folks at the National League of Cities and Towns.

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