This One's for Chickenshit Wingnuts Everywhere

Rightwingsparkle's chief cobag is back minding the store, while the object of his MILF lust takes her family on their second vacation in just the past few weeks. That girl sure has lots of leisure time on her hands, all the more reason to make the Cheney Administration's income redistribution scam tax cuts permanent.

Anywhoozle, since Rightwingsparkle's chief cobag likes to bluster so much about war:

I have no solution for the the issues we have with Iran. Clearly, they are provoking us, their acts have given us enough case for war.

I thought it only right to point out the inevitable results of his shameless chickenshitting.

Not that it would make any difference to the psychopathic little coward.

image by Eugene Richards, via BagNewsNotes

Wishing I'd Said That

I love Doghouse Riley, especially when he tells David Brooks to just shut the fuck up:

You were not proved wrong about Iraq in the fall of 2003; you were proven clinically, certifiably, and cynically, to boot, the victim of megalomania profundus. This was not a slow leak, to be patched at leisure. The balloon popped, the bucket had no bottom. You put everything on Black, and you lost. You do not get to come back five fucking years later and say, There! I told you Black was going to come up! and demand your winnings, respect for your (latest) version of events, or that we now accept a share your humiliation. No sireee, as we say in the Land of real Appleby's customers; you're done, long since, and you have no standing at any point to return to the debate, let alone shape it.

Shut the fuck up, indeed.

Meanwhile, Rightwingsparkle got herself all wet down there when her chief cobag pointed her to the same piece by Brooks. “Bush was Riiiii-uhn-uhn-uhn-iiiight…….ahh!,” Sparkie exclaimed.

Her chief cobag begged in vain to sniff her fingers, then solemnly intoned:

We stopped the first time for the worst possible reason. Bush 41 didn't want to be a big meany.

The only thing worse than war is to prosecute that war half-assed.

Yup, cuz if Rightwingsparkle’s chief cobag is an authority on anything, it’s on the subject of the most effective mental imagery for masturbating waging war.

image from the incomparable Tom Tomorrow

Thanks for the laughs, George

George Denis Patrick Carlin
May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

Bonus

Every Joke Has an Underlying Grievance

from Drew and Natalie at Married to the Sea

Un-fucking-believable

This babbling idiot doesn't even bother trying to pretend anymore. Somebody, please - give him the bottle of whiskey he so clearly needs desperately wants, then hustle him off to some distant place where he won't shame us any more, and where he can't do any more damage.

Or better yet, as the psychiatrist, Dr. Krakower, tells Carmella in one of the most riveting scenes in any episode of the Sopranos: if George Bush turns himself in, reads Crime and Punishment, and "reflect[s] on his crimes every day for seven years in his cell, then he might be redeemed."

As for the interviewer - "Hey, Tim Russert, this is what fucking journalists do."

Hanx to Fools on the Hill

Scalia to Founding Fathers, "Go Fuck Your Mothers."

"And go fuck the horses you rode in on."

Antonin Scalia is a cheap thug and shameless rightwing hack. He somehow convinced enough gullible senators that he actually understood the lectures he snoozed through in law school, and was subsequently rewarded with a cushy day job that includes free dry cleaning for the fabulous black robes he loves to wear.

Fat Tony also wrote the dissenting opinion in the Supreme Court's latest 5-4 decision in the case of Bournediene, arguing that the fundamental right granted in the United States Constitution for a person to challenge their imprisonment (scroll) doesn't really mean what it says.

An astute fellow named Mark, in a response at the Chicago Tribune's web edition says it best:

If Scalia gets out of bed in the mornig (sic) he's gone too far.

He's a jurist with contempt for the law. If we, as a nation, are to imprison people indefinitely, often on hearsay alone, and we are too cowardly or dishonest to present a clear case as to why these people should be imprisoned and what threat they represent, then we have descended in a flash from being the beacon of liberty and justice we have been to the world for over 200 years, to duplicating the great achievements of Stalinist Russia, or any two-bit third world dictatorship.

Even Scalia's philosophical opponents seem ready to grant him a razor sharp legal intellect. Yet again and again I read his remarks in opnions (sic) for the majority or dissents like this one and find nothing but sneering, swaggering, insults, ad hominem attacks, and sarcasm in place of logical thought such as would befit the loser of a high school debate tournament. Reading Scalia makes you want to cry out for the wisdom, sagacity, and vision of Harriet Miers.

Posted by: mark | June 15, 2008 11:03 PM

Bonus - Rightwingsparkle at her most incoherent.

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Bonus - The Editors have the best take on this matter

Rightwingsparkle sez, "The Thrill is ON!"

Sometimes the truth emerges, no matter how tightly-wrapped the speaker. Even those folks who, like our own dear Sparkie, guard, or more precisely, deny and distance themselves from what they say.

Once the cat's out of the bag...

I've often speculated about Sparkie's sexuality, based on her enthusiasms as expressed in her blog posts - a mixture of self-loathing and sadism.

It seems to me that the lady likes it rough, as in knowing that someone else is getting roughed up severely, up to and beyond the point of death. Burly guys in uniform, preferably combat fatigues crusted with dust and sweat, seem to hold a special appeal, as do angry old men who bully and abuse the women around them.

There's also the catholic angle, the one that posits women as either the ultimate arbiters of evil, like that slutty temptress, Eve; or as ceramic caricatures of impeccable goodness, fragile and unknowable, like the Madonna. Sparkie proudly admits to having converted to that twisted scam at the same time that millions have run from it as fast as they could.

Today was a day when she let it all hang out:

This ABC report is about show of unity with party's leaders Tuesday in Washington. Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid praised Hillary. But the interesting part?

Read the comments. Oh boy.

This kind of anger toward Obama shown on an ABC news site sends a thrill up my leg.

;-)

I posted a comment in response, and promptly captured the screen for posterity. It's unlikely to stay up for long since Sparkie, like every other wingnut chickenshit with a blog, either turns on comment moderation and filters out those she objects to (and it doesn't take much, believe me); blocks IP addresses entirely; or just goes ahead and deletes the offending comment.

I thought it was pretty funny, myself.

Bonus - The comment's been deleted. That took about 2 hours.

Senator Pander Speaks

I was pleased and impressed when I read the following:

The fundamental question is "What is the United States' interest in Iraq?"

It is said we are there to keep the peace. I ask, what peace?

It is said we are there to aid the government. I ask, what government?

It is said we are there to stabilize the region. I ask, how can the US presence stabilize the region?...

The longer we stay in Iraq, the harder it will be for us to leave. We will be trapped by the case we make for having our troops there in the first place.

What can we expect if we withdraw from Iraq? The same as will happen if we stay. I acknowledge that the level of fighting will increase if we leave. I regretfully acknowledge that many innocent civilians will be hurt. But I firmly believe this will happen in any event.

Ooops, sorry. I ran the search/replace function in my word processor, and changed every instance of the word ‘Lebanon’ to the word ‘Iraq’ in this 1983 speech by John McCain.

Maybe the pandering fucker has had half a brain after all…

h/t digby

John Sidney McCain III is So Seriously Fucked

"I am so seriously fucked."

There's no polite way to say it.

The pathetic sack of shit who calls himself John McCain, who his adoring fan hacks in the corporate media call 'teh maverick,' and who Rightwingsparkle has called "The only man who could ever satisfy me, sexually,"* is going to get so completely, thoroughly, and irrevocably humiliated before the entire world come November that he is going to wish, in retrospect, that he had instead simply agreed to be ass-fucked by a series of gaybears in some metropolitan store window, in full view of anyone who happened to be passing by.

It's going to be that painful for ol' "Ace/Songbird" McCain.

The consistently biggest mistake of so many people who present themselves as knowing all about the ins and outs of big league electoral politics has been underestimating Barrack Obama.

Anybody who votes for John McCain is either too stupid to know the difference between the candidates, or too lazy to find out.

* I didn't hear her say this herself, but would it be irresponsible to speculate?

Bonus - This is why John Sidney McCain III is so seriously fucked. (h/t k/o)

Another #1 Google Ranking

Your results may vary

I like to poke around to see how people found my shitty little blog. I can recognize my regulars easily enough (Hi, Mom!). They don't need any help getting here.

But some folks arrive via various search engines, often completely by mistake. They've usually entered various foul keywords, in a quest to satisfy some sick fetish, and since I consistently earn a top spot for some of those foul keywords, new friendships bloom.

Bonus

Chris Bowers posted an outstanding action diary over at DailyKos, urging folks to embed links to stories that illuminate the real John McCain.

Check it out, because every time McCain opens his mouth, well, you know the rest.

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Update: I revised the Photoshopped image of McCain squeezing a turd from his mouth by adding the tongue and teeth, as well as showing a break in the turd (due to its large size). I suppose I could also add a brown smudge, caused by the falling half of the turd as it hits his necktie, but then again, I could spend all day doing this and still leave plenty of needed tweaks. It's time to go out and save some lives!!!11!