Monday, June 8, 2009

Handjobs for Jobs

Our favorite Houston housewife with too much time on her hands got some whiffs of wonderful wingnut welfare not long ago, and promptly decided to get some o' that sweet, sweet money for her spawn. Ol' Sparkie was recently out pimping her daughter all over the District of Columbia, and it looks like the talking cadavers at Fox "news" were happy to see some fresh meat walk through the door.

As everybody knows, Roger Ailes and his wingnut talking heads really only want three things in life: tight pussy, loose shoes, and a warm place to shit.

2 comments:

Rightwingsnarkle said...

Hiya, Sue.

There's something about free money that makes wingnuts salivate faster than Pavlov's dog.

Johnny Pez said...

There's nothing that makes my heart beat quicker than Ford Administration refs. This was more full of win than a WIN button.